bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.
this looks like christina aguilera in her voice chair.
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
applying for a babysitting job like “do u have experience with children?”
so on Monday I was trying to walk down Hollywood blvd to see touristy things so we parked in this basement lot under some building. as soon as we stepped out of the building right there on the sidewalk was the red carpet and premiere for the new hobbit movie and I saw Orlando bloom and was trying to get pictures but then I realized just now after going through them I saw Benedict cumberbatch and martin freeman too.